Bollywood Curry- Five Bollywood movies you must watch before dying.
I'm a sucker for comic flicks. Seriously, who isn't? Yeah, there are a few weirdoes, and I have the delight of knowing few of them. Suckers who need a reason to laugh. Anyway, that’s probably not the topic I'm going to write about. So here we go. Stay with me fellas, this is going to be insane, totally. Let’s see, since we started talking about the comedy genre lets continue with that. In 2000 Priyadarshan released a movie titled 'Hera Pheri'. A remake of the Tamil film 'Arangetra Velai' which was it a remake of the Mallu film 'Ramji Rao Speaking'. 'Hera Pheri' was a nice movie, no doubt, but the genre has slowly gone down the drain after that. There is shit-loads of new stuff released every year.
Next time, 5 giggles + 1 laugh.
The third time… Well!
A poor man's Rocky Balboa. Mithun stars as Shankar Dharma, the boxer. A beautiful movie consisting of some really funny scenes juxtaposed together. For instance, the training scene towards the final fight, where our hero (picture this) jogs/runs in the middle of the road and performs some push-ups later on.
I cannot imagine how the director must have narrated this scene. “See Mithun, you run on the highway and the first speed breaker you see, you start doing push-ups there”. A truly death defying stunt. Just brings a 'woah' from your mouth. Just notice the originality, it’s like slapping originality in the face and saying “bitch, I get more original than this”
Now I understand that Bollywood comes up with some of the most genuine names for villains. We have had Mogambo (Mr. India), Dr. Dang (Karma) but Dong? Isn't that a euphemism for a man's hose? And he also has very nifty catch phrases like “Dong kabhi wrong nahi hota (Dong can never be wrong)”. Should have been “Dong kabhi long nahi hota (Dong can never be long)”.
Trivia:- Our very own Shaktiman India's first superhero on television attained great powers and responsibilty from this movie.
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Argublyy the funniest moviee of 2007. Rent the damn thing. Just forward the songs, Himesh's voice gives a cancer- this is a laugh riot all the way.
Caps, Guns, Melodrama, Nasal and above all HIMESH... this is one of the most funniesst movie to ever come out of Bollywood.
Friends, Roman, Countrymen this is one of the most wackiest, funniest and oddball movie to ever come out of Bollywood. Sunnypaji is at his best doing what he does mindless screaming, frantic chasing and bashing.
And Sonu Nigam can single handedly beat Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Harold Lyod, Gruocho Max and Laurel and Hardy in this movie.
Go, rent this movie at your nearest Video Rental Shop. Words of Caution:- "Watch with a free mind "; and at the end I'm sure you will have severe cramps in your stomach.
Highlights- Akshay Kumar and Suniel Sheety as College boys.
Before I say a single word about this movie let me stand up and type.
Watching (or even writing about) Gunda is like listening to the national anthem. You have to stand in respect.
If boxer slapped originality in the face Gunda clearly humps it. I regard this movie as a sculpture which can only be crafted by someone having 10 hands where each hand are more precise than Michelangelo's both hands combined.
Just wonder, how amazing it would be if one dubs Hindi cricket commentary over porn. If someone manages to do that, that movie will see itself in this list someday.
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